Funny Conversations

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For any and all funny IM or real life conversations so others can laugh or go wtf too.

Van Samanya [loves Dani] says:
But yeah, can't wait until you get a job.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
you see my quote line
Van Samanya [loves Dani] says:
She'll be pissed because it happened, and she can't see you.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
thats a sexy list of games
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and a sexy list of games means i need money
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and sexy money comes from a job
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and i'm not sexy until i have a job
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
thought i may look sexy
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
i'm not sexy
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
till i have one¤¤
¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
Van Samanya [loves Dani] says:
I'm not sexy, even if I get one.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and you never will be

[Mistah Poku]

Watching Vengance 2007 stream...

WARNING OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE USED

CK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
elmo: melina split
jamerz: sexy
WWE: CANDICE CANDICE CANDICE CANDICE CANDICE
gramando: skank
Hunter: what an ass...
Kotenks: PUPPIES PUPPIES PUPPIES!!!!
y2j_latin: MY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!
Kotenks: BOOBIES
WWE: MELINA UP
jhjhjk: id fuck the shit out of her doin them splits
jamerz: noo my
---X---: I WANT TO EAT MY MEALS OUT OF MELINAS ASS HO;E
monteiro87: MY...
benward: i would do anything to have her sit on my face
J.Me: FUK, IM GUNNA MEK A COFFEE, I H8 WOMENS WRESTLING.... *HAS A SLY WANK OVER THIS MATCH*
VinceDied: LOL WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT WWE IS GETTIN' SMARTER
jhjhjk: damn
* d3vil02 joined the room.
gramando: ok im a room with a loada perverts
---X---: I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER TO SHIT ON MY CHEST
gramando: lmao
Kotenks: CD
jhjhjk: wtf is she gonna look like at lke 50
hardykid93: GUYS NOW IS THA PERFECT TIME TO WHACK OFF
jamerz: fuck this i'am watchin porn now i will be writ back
gramando: u sed
---X---: MY MOMMYS HOME
---X---: I CANT
elmo: candice michelle porno queen
y2j_latin: I'M HAPPY!!!
weeeeeeeee: jamerz is watching gay porn
gramando: so fuk b a man
J.Me: UNITED KINGDOM
y2j_latin: EDGE WON!!!
J.Me: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kotenks: Late
WWE: CANDICE CANDICE
jamerz: fuck u
---X---: EWW
weeeeeeeee: i told you edge would win
WWE: YEA YEA YEA
Hunter: BOOOBS!
y2j_latin: MY WOMAN!!!!!!!
VinceDied: GO TO HORNY GAMERS DOT COM AESOME SITE FUN GAMES IF YOU NOW WHAT I MEAN
Kotenks: Candice ain't that hot
jamerz: fuck u weeeeeeeeee
VinceDied: LOL!
thexeclipse: wardrobe malfunction, please
---X---: THIS BITCH IS HIT
benward: shes a fitt
Kotenks: Trish is where it's at
jamerz: that what u like inir=t
weeeeeeeee: i would do her
---X---: I WANT THE POO OUT OF MELINAS ASS HOLE
hardykid93: 3X
jhjhjk: melina looks better
jamerz: oooo yes
J.Me: PUDDING MATCH... FUKIN ELL
gramando: shudnt u b locked up?
benward: i would lay down and let both of them walk all over me
---X---: I WANT TO STICK MY HEAD UP MELINAS ASS AND LIVE IN THERE
weeeeeeeee: let them fight in poop
jhjhjk: wtf
thexeclipse: dam...
gramando: wow
jamerz: noo in bed
jhjhjk: yep
gramando: im scared
hardykid93: D
jamerz: melina to win tpe 7777
weeeeeeeee: let them fight over me
hardykid93: V
Champion: 7777
* WATTO_0101 joined the room.
---X---: I WISH MELINA LET ME STICK MY NOSE UP HER BROWN EYE AND LET ME WHIFF
Champion: 7777
ricoxs: 77777

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IM SICK!! OH NOEZ! says:
k im fulll
Van Samanya [loves Dani] says:
That's what she said.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
im hungry
Van Samanya [loves Dani] says:
That's what she said before she was full.

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Yeah joss look above your post, I literally put that a day before you...

[Nick]

Somebody needs to do an AIM bot conversation, they're awesome. Oh wait, I'll do it! xD.

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[e-mail] says:
Tacos.
[e-mail] says:
I'd be like
[e-mail] says:
the meat and cheese
[e-mail] says:
you'd be the shell.
[e-mail] says:
:-P
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
LMFAO
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
Joss can be the salsa
[e-mail] says:
aw yeah.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
k so
[e-mail] says:
Dylan can be the gross, but loveable lettuce and tomato.

[Jadewiz]

Mguy1221: You'll give the poor man a heart attack
JadeWizard4: LMAO
JadeWizard4: that made my day
JadeWizard4: ijust got that vision in my head
JadeWizard4: "hey do you know where the mystery books ar-AGHAGHHGHGA"
JadeWizard4: *dies*
Mguy1221: Everytime you see an old person
Mguy1221: Imagine Death behind them
JadeWizard4: LMFAO

me and mike were talking about me and my gf almost getting caught making out in the middle of a library by an old guy

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[18:22] »[Z3N]«xDeniedx: my server for wow?
[18:22] ‡[HSP]‡§W!FŤ_§HāÐøW┌╦╤: ya Hakkar
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[18:22] »[Z3N]«xDeniedx: i play on a private server now
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[18:23] »[Z3N]«xDeniedx: no a private server
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[18:23] »[Z3N]«xDeniedx: tard
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Talking about Sending Canadian Grass to our friend who moved to California

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
we need your mailing informtion mike...we'll compose the letter and grass at our next DnD meeting and send it to you

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
first class

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
or you can come back to Canada and get it yourself

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
wait a minute...

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
isnt it illegal to transport wildlife

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
?

Mike says:
it'll look 2 suspisiouse =p

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
grass doesnt equal wildlife

Mike says:
and mail is gettin random chex now like in airports in the states

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
theyll think its drugs

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
they'll think its weed and raid gregs house

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
or a bomb

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and be like

Mike says:
i could get arrested for trying to smuggle explosive grass and plannin to bomb stuff w/ it

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
"wheres the stash son"

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and greg will point to the backyard

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and they will go

Better get on the right side of the path, or the deer might report you to the helicopter, then you'll be sorry. says:
rofl

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
OMG ITS EVERYWHERE

Mike says:
lol

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
and greg wont have a grassy backyard anymore

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LMFAO

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
RUN HERE

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
AND WE'LL PARTY

Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
and snuggle

**J-Da Prez** says:
lol

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
AND SNUGGLE

[Bloodlust] Doubt, I never realized how much that would fuck me over says:
like it's 1975

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
hey wait

[Nick]

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy...I'm sorry for being a douche tonight.

nick-y boo. says:
you the last person to vote? o.o
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
i dunno
nick-y boo. says:
oh.
nick-y boo. says:
well marc, dylan, justin, me, and joss voted.
nick-y boo. says:
Out of character thread has been raided --- by the rangers
nick-y boo. says:
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Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
wtf,
nick-y boo. says:
lol.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
im fuckin drunk man
nick-y boo. says:
that's always good.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
how do u know
nick-y boo. says:
huh?
nick-y boo. says:
who voted?
nick-y boo. says:
I checked the thread?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
what drinkin is like fool
nick-y boo. says:
uh, I said that's always good.
nick-y boo. says:
>_>
nick-y boo. says:
being sarcastic.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
see me in 5 years and say tht again
nick-y boo. says:
shit you have been drinking..alot I presume
nick-y boo. says:
(
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
who?

nick-y boo. says:
I said I think you might have been drinknig alot? <_<
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
u all talking crazy nick
nick-y boo. says:
I think your talking crazyt.
nick-y boo. says:
crazy*
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
dude i dont even know where i live nigga
nick-y boo. says:
Exactly.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
wooooooooooooooooo
nick-y boo. says:
Your crazy.
nick-y boo. says:
I'm fine.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
ur upset
nick-y boo. says:
what?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
dude i think u the drunk onw
nick-y boo. says:
your right.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
lawl
nick-y boo. says:
i'm the one drinking
nick-y boo. says:
and you are just having spelling problems.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
posehg[eiuvhev
nick-y boo. says:
what
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
that means damn right i am
nick-y boo. says:
i see.
nick-y boo. says:
enjoying yourself?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
not for free
nick-y boo. says:
i bet.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
woooooooot
nick-y boo. says:
woot indeed.
nick-y boo. says:
drinking right now?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
nope..all out
nick-y boo. says:
oh, very unfortunate.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
you gots no idea
nick-y boo. says:
i very fell don't.
nick-y boo. says:
well*
nick-y boo. says:
...
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
blarf
nick-y boo. says:
wot
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
dont worry about it
nick-y boo. says:
i won't.
nick-y boo. says:
won't at all.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
cool
nick-y boo. says:
yup.
nick-y boo. says:
gonna savor the post I'm maknig in Funny conversations thread.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
lawl
nick-y boo. says:
yup,.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
thats gonna be funny shit later
nick-y boo. says:
indeed.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
your fat
nick-y boo. says:
you are fat.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
im white. dont talk smack punk
nick-y boo. says:
i'm white too.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
nigga
nick-y boo. says:
orly.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
beaner u took my job
nick-y boo. says:
I did.
nick-y boo. says:
you got a girlfriend?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
nope. bitch
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
.
nick-y boo. says:
oh, i might have taken he.
nick-y boo. says:
but i guess not.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
what the fuck u talkin about
nick-y boo. says:
i took your job
nick-y boo. says:
so I took something else too.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
ima kill you
nick-y boo. says:
ok
nick-y boo. says:
you'll find me in mexico
nick-y boo. says:
just jump the border.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
beaner
nick-y boo. says:
least i have a job.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
ill cut ur nigga bean head off
nick-y boo. says:
making money.
nick-y boo. says:
what about you
nick-y boo. says:
since you don't have a job.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
i gots fired
nick-y boo. says:
yeah.
nick-y boo. says:
because i was better than you, and get paid less.
nick-y boo. says:
not much to say?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
fuck you in the ear u dirty sanchez cock gobbling beaner poking cum dumpster
nick-y boo. says:
ok.
nick-y boo. says:
i still have a job.
nick-y boo. says:
your essentially a beaner; go to home depot or something.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
ur 14. your too young to work
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
im 18. eat me.
nick-y boo. says:
rather not.
nick-y boo. says:
i'm not to young, I'm eligible, but nobody in my town hires 14.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
so how did u get a job ass pirate
nick-y boo. says:
I didn't.
nick-y boo. says:
I'm bullshitting with you.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
lying fuck
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
i like that
nick-y boo. says:
i'm not a beaner either.
nick-y boo. says:
>_>
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
not on tuesdays.
nick-y boo. says:
ok.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
lawlflcopter
nick-y boo. says:
ur the beaner.
nick-y boo. says:
you don't have a job.
nick-y boo. says:
you probably hang around home depot.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
i got fired for calling my russian boss a cunt. thats american right there. dirty sanchez.
nick-y boo. says:
you want to be american so you called them a cunt.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
ur fired
nick-y boo. says:
ur fired.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
dammit
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
wait
nick-y boo. says:
hm?
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
im the chairman nigga pants
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
give me ur title
nick-y boo. says:
i thought we we're talkign about your job.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
..oh yeah
nick-y boo. says:
mhm.
Let Me Stand Next to your Fire says:
fuck



you know what, i'm not sorry...at all!

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Justin says:
38. Whats the sexiest thing about your house?

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
the toilet

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
clearly

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
i mean come on

Justin says:
I'd dry hump it

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
you would

Justin says:
I would.

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
polish that baby
J
ustin says:
Hell yeah.

Justin says:
Make it shine like the sun.

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***Cuervo*** says:
n its against michal's school.

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
YOU SHALT WINNETH

***Cuervo*** says:
hell yeah.

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
IF THOU SHALT LOSETH, THOU SHALT BE CAST ASIDE INTO THE DEPTHS OF WINDOWS BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH

***Cuervo*** says:
lol

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
AND JIMMEH SHALT THEN REPLACE THOU CORPSE WITH THY ALMIGHTY WINDOWS VISTA IN WHICH THE POWERS BEKNOWNST AS MICROSOFT SHALT STEP OUT FROM THE SHADOWS AND CRUSH THE APPLE MAC

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
i was making PC's biblical

¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
AND JESUS.EXE SAYS THOU SHALT RUN PCTOOLANTIVIRUS AND BE CLEANSED OF THOU SINS

[Cuervo Super Kicks Bitches]

you have some biblical skillz

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Van [rules] says:
So uh..
Van [rules] says:
I got my hair straightened today.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
so uh
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
i got sexified to the power of 10 today
Van [rules] says:
I did, too.
Van [rules] says:
Just told you about it.
¤¤¤Marc... Sabrina ...Always And Forever¤¤¤ says:
yeah but i was sexy to begin with